Phone calls, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Drama!

Drama!

By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 808

You deserved it 3 666

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ASAP

By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 785

You deserved it 6 161

By deadbeatdad - 15/11/2015 22:35 - United States - Edmond

Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 710

You deserved it 2 206

Priorities

By unknown - 26/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 224

You deserved it 101

By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 261

You deserved it 4 520

Love and hate

By bad mom? lol - 22/04/2022 06:00

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 255

You deserved it 1 805

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 20:58 - United States - Evanston

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 116

You deserved it 2 391

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 895

You deserved it 3 179

Supportive

By crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 196

You deserved it 6 778

Compassion in action

By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 061

You deserved it 103

By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 747

You deserved it 1 663

tw1st3r 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:23

Wow FYL... They took the joke too far...

ajourdhui 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:24

what the ****. what kind of selfish asshole does that to someone? especially someone they love.

Comments

mborrie 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:38

thats probably the worst thing anyone could do to you! it's really sad that your parents don't get that !

ItsTheKing 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:38

People shouldn't joke about suicide like that. Especially if it's about a really close relative like they did to you.

xxenforcerxx 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:44

woow thats sad. im sorry

saddgurl 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:45

I can't believe they thought that was funny...

thehouseaddict 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:45

Your parents give new meaning to being mentally challenged.

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:46

That's is a TERRIBLE joke. I'm sorry :(

JayByrd13 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:46

haha! wow that sounds like somethin my parent would do

falling4youxo 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:14

I'm sorry you have ****** up parents, too.

millionz4184 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:48

I'd get away from them as soon as possible. That's totally dysfunctional. Get ur education and get away.

cooLING 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:17

To add to #51: try for a scholarship and get a job of you don't have one. You NEED to get outta there. If you have supportive relatives, ask them for help too. I have a cousin who lives with a mom who'd say that kind of stuff. I wish I could take her in but my house is already under enough strain due to having two elderly people to take care of.