Drunken mess

By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
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JMTS 0

This MAY be a run-on sentence.

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cupcakesnpot 9

I'm sorry, but she would be buying me a new phone.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Nah, drinking is great. It's the people that can't handle their shit that makes it look bad. Case in point: OP's sister

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j_cat187 19

I am the words kindest drunk thank you very much

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crazy_whitechick 6

I'd make up a bunch of shit that she "did" while drunk... Use as blackmail

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Take a picture of the mess she made, frame it and hang it in her room. Caption it "STOP DRINKING."

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robincakes94 8

I agree 1000%, but It's weird hearing this advice from somebody that has Tequila at the front of their name. & isn't that a book title or something? :D

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Do as I say, not as I do? ;) Lol. The book I had in mind was "To Kill a Mockingbird," but if Tequila Mockingbird is a book, too, that's pretty cool.

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robincakes94 8

Haha, yeah I'm talking about the book To Kill a Mockingbird! I love that book, and your orginality!

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iDaniel525 8

Family...the greatest gift in life.

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SadIife 6

Your sister should learn to sleep in her own bed..... I would have kicked her out

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ProhibitionRose 14

I dont think she was going in there to sleep >.>

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leogirl95 12

FYL. That's all that can be said.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It can also just be clicked.

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leogirl95 12

Said and clicked.

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colabobo 5

What happened to sisterly love?

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blcarter81 0

Her sister came in her room. Some sort of love went down...

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