Family and Drunk: Drunken mess

Drunken mess

By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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Drunken antics

By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Weird awakening

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 04:00

Today, I woke up to my sister sucking my toes because she was drunk, wanted to borrow one of my toe rings but couldn’t get it off, and thought spit would lubricate it off with her tongue. She doesn’t even live here, it’s my house. She used her spare key to get in at 1 a.m. FML

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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Ese - 12/10/2018 12:00

Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML

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JMTS 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:52

This MAY be a run-on sentence.

cupcakesnpot 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:52

I'm sorry, but she would be buying me a new phone.

Comments

IgotDatCheese 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:05

Set up a intervention. This shall solve the problems. Or will it?

Anubyte 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:05

Who can blame her? She was drunk :/ Thus the solution is easy, drink a little then no one will blame you when you trash her room :D

badactor009 0

Friday 4 November 2011 7:53

Anyone with a brain would blame her, thats who. Being drunk is no excuse to do whatever you want and get away with it because you were under the influence. That is the worst excuse since the dawn of time. Everyone is responsible for what they do, drunk, high or sober. She should have to face the music and deal with the consequences.

WutzButz 3

Monday 7 November 2011 14:30

Didn't you know? Women are never responsable for their doings when they're drunk, especially if sex is involved. And no, not personal experience, I'm not a lesbian. And yes, pissed off and bitter.

MrXerxes5 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:07

Go get wasted and break her shit. See how she likes it.

mj_ok 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:08

People's true feelings come out when they're drunk.;; she was probably jealous of your new phone,

dee13 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:08

This is something I would do...

furly09 17

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:15

"you know what, uh-that one was too wordy. That one was too wordy- that- that was- that was flawed from the ground up, it wasn't funny, and we'll work on it...and get back to you." Anyhow, FYL.