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By notrocketscience - 07/05/2012 15:57 - United States - West Monroe

Today, the father of my child couldn't understand why he had been laid off from his job as a painter's assistant. He couldn't find a broom or vacuum, so he "cleaned" a carpet by laying down strips of painter's tape and pulling it up. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

The intelligence is strong with this one. He improvised, give him some credit there.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Smartest man ever

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cheer4everever 0

Sounds effective. Why the hell did yet lay him off?

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Fricktion 3

Because that stuff is expensive!! I'm sure he used more than a roll cleaning up when he could have done it at no cost to them.

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night_saint 5

You sure he was laid off and not fired?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

And you BRED with this man? And you said the father of your child, not husband or even boyfriend. That doesn't say a lot about you to be honest...

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docscientist 9

It's not like he poured water on the carpet hoping to rinse it off. Using tape isn't horribly outrageous if it got the job done.

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veto15 0

If it was duct tape everything would still be wonderful

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greeneye_fml 12

And you helped this man breed and spread his genes? Shame!!

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DollyDope 17

That's actually quite resourceful, he could have simply left the carpet dirty Some companies just can't handle those who think out of the box :p

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SkateboardGirl88 11

It's called a brazillian.

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franceypants 0

at least maybe your kid will get his 'intelligence' from him!

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nvo 6

Hope the kid comes after you...

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