Weird, Awkward, Babysitter and Kids: Early learner

Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By sarah6786 - 22/01/2013 02:27 - United States - Schenectady

Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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By sammy18f - 24/02/2015 03:46 - United States - Brentwood

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Oops - 03/01/2016 19:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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theman34 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:29

damm WTF

Radi0Waves 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:47

That kid already has so much more game than me.

Comments

rinnychan 2

Monday 18 January 2010 9:45

IT'S LAMBO-SAN.

xwingx 1

Monday 18 January 2010 13:12

LOL.

AnneeSo 6

Monday 2 July 2012 7:12

Hah! I get that reference!

EncryptedEggroll 2

Monday 18 January 2010 9:47

I love this kid!

Radi0Waves 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:47

That kid already has so much more game than me.

lmaofyl_ 0

Monday 18 January 2010 10:04

lmao aww FYL XD

null_fml 11

Monday 18 January 2010 10:07

Me too man, me too. :(

shoieb9 14

Monday 18 January 2010 10:08

WIN!

breyahna12397 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:51

Sounds like an upcoming **** star. Lolz. Jk

alemkau 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:58

i was babysitting a 7 year old boy and he kept sticking his hands down my top and squishing my boobs it was fuckkkkkkedddd i know how you feeel

null_fml 11

Monday 18 January 2010 10:09

You couldn't overpower a 7-year-old? Or stand up?

cocacola999 27

Monday 18 January 2010 10:14

Couldn't... Or wouldn't?

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Monday 18 January 2010 15:50

that's AWESOME. what are your working hours? *cough*

Dukaness 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:19

LOLOL

Shereen15 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 0:46

Sounds like you enjoyed it...

Orome22 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:42

So I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and she kept reaching down my pants and fondling my penis... Actually that never happened but if it did I would be in prison and a registered sex offender for life. Gotta love those double standards.

sarcdude 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:55

That was one ******* lucky seven year old.

staymintyfresh 13

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:06

i used to babysit a 6 year old...he used to do stuff like this all the time.

Cartain 0

Monday 18 January 2010 10:05

Right at you? Wow, FYL. A little to the side wouldn't have been awkward at all, but RIGHT at you? That's just weird.

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:05

Yeah, that was definitely a bizarre way of ending the FML.

Bansheethekilla 2

Monday 18 January 2010 10:08

LOL

orph_the_d 5

Monday 18 January 2010 10:09

o.O Coincidence my ass, when it's not YOUR kid you catch blame cuz mommy's little angel would NEVER do something like that unless the mean ol' pervert baby sitter taught him. Find another kid to babysit before you end up a registered sex offender. FYL.