Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 774
You deserved it 2 827

Same thing different taste

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Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

Comments

jku 14

Gosh, I'm glad your wife helped you out like this! She must know you'd do the same for her. :) Or at least I would hope you would.

Well that sounds.....painful and embarrassing...:/

This is also your wife's FML, yuck and crongrats for finding that special someone who will clean shit and piss off you in your rime of need

wow25 3

its so nice of your wife to do that for your :)

You sneezed so hard you shit yourself- just die & get it over with

wtf how does he deserve it it's not his fault if you sneeze and **** your back up if you do think he somehow deserves it your stupid

thatKellykid 12

How does he deserve this?? FYL OP I hope you've recovered

alyKATANA1 12

You poor thing! That's horrible! But look on the bright side, your wife is a keeper :)