Easily distracted

By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
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Same thing different taste

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And you want to marry someone so absent minded?

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MissBunnyfufu 0

Your fiance doesn't have much common sense does he... but I'm sure there is a reason you want to marry him.

hope88 0

i remember when fml didnt have fake stories...man those were the days... but i do love tacos! :p

luv_bug4406 0

Has anyone thought that it sounds too fishy..a candle on top of a stack of WEDDING PAPERS?? I don't think he wanted to get married is the underlying message here darling.. 1. Who uses a candle instead of a flashlight anymore? 2. Why would SMOKE remind him of a TACO and not hamburgers or steak? He is lying.

dani_fizzle 0

So how do you still have a computer?

Your fiancé is a moron. Homer Simpson is smarter than that. Either that, or he was stoned. Poor choice on the fiancé. YDI.

Depending on the place and his relative alcohol consumption, tacos might totally have been a better choice...did he mention anything about the salsa?

your fiance is a fricking moron! the second you get a new place, i'd torch all of his stuff and say, "I wanted a taco, and didn't think that you'd notice the fire. You can always buy it back!"