Easily distracted

By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 367
You deserved it 5 827

Same thing different taste

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And you want to marry someone so absent minded?

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agreeing with 192 here, what a dumb **** piece of shit.

lawl thats something i would do lol #35 ftw

FYL if you marry him cuz then you're stuck with a dumbass

CapriceClassic 0

The real question is: Out of all of the places in the apartment to place a candle, why would he choose to place it on top of your wedding papers? Sounds like he deliberately burned them, because NO SANE person would smell smoke in the house and leave without investigating the cause of the smoke, and then leave to go get some food.

funnyyy 0

hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

SarahX_fml 0

Do not marry him. This was not a random accident. This was God telling you DON'T DO IT.

#32 (p.s. I'm a guy) Someone cleared this up already, but the OP's name is Jeanine, the fiancé is referred to as a "he", and in fact the term fiancé is reserved exclusively for men (women, apparently, are fiancée). Save the vitriol for when you're right and the poster actually deserves it. Like #66! Seriously, what the ****, you bitch.