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take him to Subway........
Call off that engagement, NOW. What a stupid little ******.
ur fiance is a dumbass
so let me get this straight -- there was a black out, and your fiance lit a candle and set them on a stack of papers and then left because (through some divine force) he began craving tacos after smelling smoke. i'm not sure if you're familiar with the distance that light can travel, but i'm pretty sure that it can travel farther than the length of a room - and the last i checked, it takes a little more than just setting a candle on top of a stack of papers to start a fire. bless your soul because you must have lost so many important things and yet you find it important to submit this story to fml. sorry but i don't believe it. however, if it's true, i'd call your fiance a dipshit; but hey, it could be worse - he/she could be obsessed with WoW.
Bail on that sucker now! Next time it could be your kid! "Oh, well, the baby started making choking noises so I went to call 911 and left the house again. How was I supposed to know she'd get baked like a cake if I left the house?!" ):
Crack is evil, apparently
is your soon-to-be-husband Peter Griffin?
Keywords
dump him .
And you want to marry someone so absent minded?