Easily distracted

By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
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And you want to marry someone so absent minded?

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The_Foreigner886 1

I'm sorry, but your finace is an idiot. I hope that you have him pay to replace everything. You deserve someone better, I hope that things work out for you...

Call off that engagement, NOW. What a stupid little ******.

trapiadora 0

Wow he is an idiot . He must have been baked for sure.

doll_face 0

so let me get this straight -- there was a black out, and your fiance lit a candle and set them on a stack of papers and then left because (through some divine force) he began craving tacos after smelling smoke. i'm not sure if you're familiar with the distance that light can travel, but i'm pretty sure that it can travel farther than the length of a room - and the last i checked, it takes a little more than just setting a candle on top of a stack of papers to start a fire. bless your soul because you must have lost so many important things and yet you find it important to submit this story to fml. sorry but i don't believe it. however, if it's true, i'd call your fiance a dipshit; but hey, it could be worse - he/she could be obsessed with WoW.

Bail on that sucker now! Next time it could be your kid! "Oh, well, the baby started making choking noises so I went to call 911 and left the house again. How was I supposed to know she'd get baked like a cake if I left the house?!" ):

is your soon-to-be-husband Peter Griffin?