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By Nublet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 408
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ImmaB3AST 7

what the hell are you? a vacuum cleaner?

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Veindetta 5

Aaah...I'll always like the irony behind bj FMLs that suck

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EvilTeddysRock 2

Did it happen to involve a harmonica and a trip to the hospital?

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onedayinamsterda 14

he might be the exception OP. gimme one and we'll re-evaluate.

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ea49610 0

Well you know what they say "the more your suckin the faster his heart's pumpin"

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K_kanaka 26

You'd think he would be really relaxed.

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AmethystRain 20

This could be a number of things, like performance anxiety for one. Maybe he doesn't have much experience with girls and he was worried she'd think he's too small, or that he couldn't last long enough. I'd say have another go at it. If it was a just a one-time thing, then no big deal. But if it keeps happening, then maybe he's got some personal mental issues he needs to deal with.

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drawmesunshine 17

Perhaps they were somewhere they shouldn't have been and he was afraid of getting caught?

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cj7jeep 1

58- I know that story lol

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Nublet 10

Actually, he is dealing with mental problems. He went to the doctor about this and she told him it wasn't that unusual to have panic attacks when getting sexually aroused when you're suffering from depression. I just thought my head was that freaky. Yow!

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