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By Nublet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
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ImmaB3AST 7

what the hell are you? a vacuum cleaner?

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perdix 29

Giving him head at his grandpa's funeral is a bad idea.

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HomelessMuslim 0

Or on the corner of first and walnut.....( I live in the bush)

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Are you sure you were "blowing" the right part of his body?

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mattdm91 0

Sounds like an amazing ********. We should uh.... Hang out sometime and by hanging out sometime I mean giving me an amazing ******** that'll give me a panic attack.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

LMFAO! You made my day man....Thumbs up ;D

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juliushater 12

I sense another FML coming as soon as your virginity is going

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Nublet 10

Sorry to disappoint you since it "went" (?) more than 18 years ago.

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david12z 0

It could have been so good he was hoping he wouldn't die from the pleasure?

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luckoirish14 6

Must suck a gold ball through a garden hose...

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

The correct phrase is: Suck a GOLF ball through a garden hose. Sorry for being a Nazi, but I thought you'd like the right saying :) I did however giggle over the gold ball part.

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hillbillyboy1993 7

sorry but how in the hell do you mess that up? "bull shit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

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perdix 29

You know that you don't literally "blow?" He panicked because he thought you might over-inflate his bladder.

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HomelessMuslim 0

Did you know that your supposed to suck.... But how would I know

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Hamcons 1

It must've been really awesome or really horrible. ??????

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