Excuuuuuuuuse me!

By LadySteveMartin - 02/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Woonsocket

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Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
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Not_Impressed13 9

The important thing to remember is that you had an ****** face.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Maybe he can enjoy a Steve-Martin-face because he is secretly gay. At least your face reminds him of something good.

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jbunzie 6

so many sex fmls today lol

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0h_Boy 26

Would you rather the Elephant Man?

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Enslaved 36

What the "King Tut"? I'm sure he didn't say it to be "The Jerk"

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sxm 13

Lets just hope you two won't have 12 kids like in cheaper by the dozen.

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kaoszombie 6

I'd take it as a compliment. Steve Martin is the one true hero.

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Jacksparrow72 21

Inspector? Did you find the Pink Panther?

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tishtashbat 16

Well, at least you had the best sex you've ever had. The easy way to see if he was joking or really put off by your face is to see if he's willing to have sex with you again. If he'll only do if from behind, you might want to worry :P

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AllegroRubato 16

Hahaha aw well, the important thing is that, whether you look like Steve Martin or not, it's getting you laid with hot guys! :D Also, it could be worse! He could have said Bill Murray!

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