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By LadySteveMartin - 02/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Woonsocket

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Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
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Not_Impressed13 9

The important thing to remember is that you had an ****** face.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Maybe he can enjoy a Steve-Martin-face because he is secretly gay. At least your face reminds him of something good.

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PenguinBitch 43

So you basically look like an old guy when you ******. Or maybe he meant to say Ellen DeGeneres but confused the two.

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Bakarra 22

I could see a mixup of Steve Martin and the late great Leslie Nielsen, but Ellen is a bit of a stretch...

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zandalee 19

:8 Oh no! Is Leslie Nielsen dead?! I love him... Damn, I didn't know that.

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Bakarra 22

FML: News for Slowpokes. Yea unfortunately he's dead and yea he was awesome it's a shame many people of this generation wouldn't have heard of him...

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Redglare 8

I don't understand what possesses people to say things like this and still think the other person will take it as a compliment.

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ex_stripper_jk 20

Exactly! Like, figure out how to talk to a woman before spewing asinine thoughts post-coitus.

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NewYorkMexPR 14

Doesnt matter. U had sex

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eyesmile27 7

He gave you an ******! Doesn't matter what your ****** face looks like, he still induced a friggin ******! Be happy you don't have a guy who just cares about themselves.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol. Just as long as you have an ****** face and you both can laugh about it later then I'd say he's a winner.

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monpetitchevelle 4

Oh he's a keeper! His certainly has his way with words?

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JJ_Rokk 10

Could be worse. He could've said it reminded him of Grumpy Cat.

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maximus_prime 24

Steve Martin stared as the Jerk in the movie of the same name, OPs hot friend will be doing the jerking on their next encounter.

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