Technology and Money: Expensive noodles, dude

Expensive noodles, dude

By fuckstudentloans - 18/06/2015 23:29 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

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You deserved it 13 893

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Same thing different taste

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By college estudiata - 27/06/2015 00:57

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

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You deserved it 7 423

By Omi - 20/10/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

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You deserved it 41 579

By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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You deserved it 2 342

kidclarke 15

Friday 19 June 2015 9:54

What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.

babygirlprincess 17

Friday 19 June 2015 10:11

"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "

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Tante_Sam 4

Friday 19 June 2015 9:56

a... bowel of noodles? I am extremely confused now.

davek 36

Friday 19 June 2015 9:58

If you ruined it with your bowel then I don't want to be the technician who repairs it.

AbtractAngela 17

Friday 19 June 2015 9:59

I'm sure your bowel is worth more than just 69¢. You have to believe in yourself, OP!

AdamPractical 18

Friday 19 June 2015 10:00

Have a warranty?

jacob_coryell98 8

Friday 19 June 2015 10:06

That ramen better have been worth it

babygirlprincess 17

Friday 19 June 2015 10:11

"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 19 June 2015 21:24

*apple customer service person grabs one off the shelf, dumps cup of noodle on it. "here you go!"

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 19 June 2015 10:15

Next time I would try to keep the noodles free of apples if I were you. It's bad for the stomach.

DraconicFeline 31

Friday 19 June 2015 17:31

Shame you're getting down voted. I thought it was clever...

jackipdoc 31

Friday 19 June 2015 10:17

Where are you getting your ramens from?! I get mine for $0.20 at Target!!

SirMichael 13

Friday 19 June 2015 10:30

Target? That's a strange place to buy food.

e_is_for_eli 12

Friday 19 June 2015 16:23

super target is a grocery store as well

Lmf2 3

Friday 26 June 2015 0:41

$.20 at walmart for me to

kaitlynjane 28

Friday 19 June 2015 10:18

You speak craziness, Earth boy. More noodles means more human.

igg125 30

Friday 19 June 2015 10:19

If you have renters insurance it might be covered.

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 19 June 2015 10:21

From the looks of this FML it doesn't seem likely...

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Expensive noodles, dude

Same thing different taste

Weird flex, but OK

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