Work, Teachers and Kids: Fainting time

Fainting time

By kindergarten teacher - 23/03/2013 13:25 - United States - Hanford

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie, telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By megan - 01/04/2015 17:56 - United States - Lutz

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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Saturday 23 March 2013 19:33

Be thankful it wasn't a highschool class or you would have woken with penises everywhere..

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:33

Well, the ones who stuck around and tried to communicate with the office via walkie talkies sound pretty mature for their age, so kudos to them.

Comments

patrickalamo 47

Monday 25 March 2013 4:28

At least they did not try to bury or better yet cremate you.

Sigil 11

Monday 25 March 2013 7:25

Wow, that had to be traumatic for them.

ginger20037 5

Monday 25 March 2013 17:25

That's one way to traumatize your students xD I can just imagine what they say when they get home... Parent: "How was school today?" Kid: "My teacher died during class!" Parent: o.O

theangrypeach 6

Monday 25 March 2013 17:42

what were you doing around a bunch of kids being sick anyway?! regardless, you must be a loved teacher, since you had children very concerned about you

wifeydearest 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:54

BahahahHahahahahahaahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahaHAAAAAA!! That is HILARIOUS!!

j3ebrules 13

Tuesday 26 March 2013 6:21

Smart and resourceful kids, especially the boy who knew to pour water on someone who faints. Well, except for the rest of your class. Poor kids are probably scarred for life though.

Cysioland 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:40

At least they care for you!

whogivesafuck88 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:59

The one who poured water on ur face sounds like a smart little boy!

LRSS 4

Monday 1 April 2013 2:43

Lol kids r so cute

mkcherry 14

Monday 9 September 2013 4:51

I passed out once while babysitting three children (I run a home day care, I was 6 months pregnant at the time). The three year old little girl knew to call 911, and tried several methods to wake me up, she learned how at some class because her mother is a narcoleptic. I would have never thought to teach those skills to a toddler but you really cant ever be too prepared!