Fair enough…

By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 187
You deserved it 47 605

Same thing different taste

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i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

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notmuch 0

And btw, 'just hanging out and watching a movie' with a new boyfriend/girlfriend translates to having sweaty, passionate sex for hours. How do you not know this?

Um, I used to say this all the time to my ex when special occasions were coming up, it's probably a joke. By 'joke' I mean he's not serious about it, but would definitely be game were you to take him up on it. Do something nice for him and don't take what he says seriously. If you never do it for him, he was making a joke. If you do do it for him, then he probably figured it wouldn't be a big deal as your relationship should be mature enough at that point to handle something like that.

@#9, break up with him if he's a pain in your butt

Hahaha!! I got the same answer!! Well, actually...I got the answer sex (technically, I got a pat on my vjay). But same idea :-)

You are lucky, my answer would be "anal".

Pft, whats the problem? its free and its the best gift ever

#10 is right, there needs to be a "so what" button if you're too naive to know that movies = sex then maybe you're too young to be giving bj's

greenyme 0

neither FYL nor YDI imho.. agree with #6

the other guy is just after ******** too, he just has a more roundabout way of asking for 'em...