Intimacy: Faithful

Faithful

By Munkeh - 12/04/2012 20:42 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

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By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

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You deserved it 3 667

By broken - 23/09/2016 01:52 - United States - Arcata

Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML

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You deserved it 1 095

By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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You deserved it 6 997

Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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You deserved it 297

By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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You deserved it 2 772

Let's say, hypothetically…

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 947

You deserved it 6 068

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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You deserved it 478

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 13 393

By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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You deserved it 6 079

bjulie1998 5

Friday 13 April 2012 0:27

That's awful!! I'm so sorry.

IronicIrony 8

Friday 13 April 2012 0:30

No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 13 April 2012 21:26

Love is more meaningful than sex; and he loves sex.

elinachka 7

Friday 13 April 2012 22:16

That sucks :3

randomstudios 0

Friday 13 April 2012 22:52

What reason is there for monogamy, apart from it being the norm in society?

Stitch720 1

Friday 13 April 2012 23:19

I wonder if he would feel the same way if the roles were reversed?

peachy36 3

Friday 13 April 2012 23:37

My fiance told me the same thing because he saw ur post. Now he thinks its true. Great.

Firuzzy 10

Friday 13 April 2012 23:56

Dump the dumbass.

dennistownsendjr 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:35

Wow!

kenzie20 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:13

If he loved you he would have no desire to stick his penis in anyone else. Cut your losses and move on.

rudikk99 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 3:55

It's so do so normal not to be stupid/ jealous !!! What's wrong With Author and with you people????

klovemachine 24

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:31

Cheating is cheating...period!

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

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Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML

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Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML

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Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML

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