Intimacy: Faithful

Faithful

By Munkeh - 12/04/2012 20:42 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

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You deserved it 4 060

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By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 582

You deserved it 3 667

By broken - 23/09/2016 01:52 - United States - Arcata

Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 063

You deserved it 1 095

By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 192

You deserved it 6 997

Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 610

You deserved it 297

By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 950

You deserved it 2 772

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 853

You deserved it 3 869

By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 947

You deserved it 6 068

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 921

You deserved it 478

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 710

You deserved it 13 393

By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 503

You deserved it 6 079

bjulie1998 5

Friday 13 April 2012 0:27

That's awful!! I'm so sorry.

IronicIrony 8

Friday 13 April 2012 0:30

No, this man is made of assholes. Sticking your penis around when you're in a committed relationship is pathetic.

Comments

jerm1027 2

Friday 25 May 2012 2:05

I can agree agree that sex is physical, but he should have talked to you before acting on it, just out of respect if nothing else.

ayeekayy 0

Friday 1 June 2012 1:01

He seems like he was not worth it anyways no one needs a man like that! (:

theonecasey 27

Tuesday 20 May 2014 3:37

That's terrible.. I'm so sorry op

ThatOtherPug 8

Friday 22 January 2016 0:56

hoped you dumped his sorry ass.

iam2fat4u 15

Tuesday 29 March 2016 8:21

Well he is right

ifuckuprandomly 28

Tuesday 14 June 2016 1:49

Being as we're from the same city, I should warn you; all men here are scum.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Tuesday 14 June 2016 1:52

Excluding me. I am perfect.

123Puppy 33

Wednesday 10 June 2020 16:52

I hope you broke up with him.

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