Students, Party and Miscellaneous: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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You deserved it 60 210

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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You deserved it 1 457

By ItaliczZz - 12/10/2011 08:13 - Australia

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

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You deserved it 5 706

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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You deserved it 7 597

By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 127

You deserved it 2 522

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 07:26 - United States

Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

Boom boom boom

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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You deserved it 127

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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You deserved it 9 148

Patience

By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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You deserved it 12 934

By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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You deserved it 6 237

By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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You deserved it 8 667

mikejunior88 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:08

Fail. YDI.

maz255 10

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:10

wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?

Comments

robotofu 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:33

Are you ******* retarded?

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:34

Only unpopular people do that way to go op.

ballbearing 10

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:04

ydi. that's just sad

mismonroe 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 10:06

Obviously, hence why OP was faking it.

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 27 March 2011 3:33

Yes I know I am Captain Obvious. My whole purpose in life is to point out the obvious.

YouCanHaveACoke 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:41

5&9, exactly!

WillKill4Beer 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:07

Your a wiener and YDI. •__•

ProhibitionRose 14

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:11

bahahaha!!! loser! ydi

Miss_Jazzalyn 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:15

Most of the time I don't blame OP, but this time I do. Popularity sucks and is completely overrated. No-one's going to be friends with someone who's so desperate.