Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2010 14:46 - United States

Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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It wasn't me

By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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Likalotbear 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:11

Not your fault. You didn't know.

eastmanwolf 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

Well then she should have updated her I.D.

Comments

fistofflu03 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:47

man you were just doing your job you cant know that crap

rontheunsexy 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:48

that's so sad

total_bamf 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:49

While there was no way you could've known she'd been in any sort of accident, saying something like "Next time you get a fake, try getting a picture that looks like you" is just stupid and downright rude. You could've turned her away without the snide comment, but you didn't.

total_bamf 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:53

#95, my college professors get irritating. My parents get irritating. The customers at work get irritating.. does that give me a right to be an ass to them, simply because I'm irritated? Absolutely not.

Claeric 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:54

He did not insult her. He did nothing wrong. Saying "Next time you use a fake, at least get one that resembles you." insults NOBODY. It is not an insult. It is not rude. If the picture does not match, theres good chance it is a fake ID. He did nothing wrong and those of you saying otherwise are just being stupid and overly sensitive. Maybe the dumb bitch should have updated her freaking ID, which identifies her BASED ON THE DAMN PICTURE? She's the idiot, he did nothing wrong.

insane_amy 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:56

haha u probably felt like a dick but u should of just said haha april fools

blushinFML 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:57

Reason the bouncer couldn't see "scars" or anything like that... well, generally, as all of you with sticks up your asses wouldn't know, people go to bars at night. What happens at night kids? The sun goes down, and everything gets darker. I'm going to say that you can generally see face shape/structure, & hair color. So the girl must have had a different facial shape, which is very possible if the car crash broke her jaw and/or nose. And what the OP said wasn't insulting her appearance as much as her intelligence. Who knows, she could have been ugly before the crash, and now she's pretty. But, being a college kid, this was most likely a very clever little story.