Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
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eastmanwolf 0

Well then she should have updated her I.D.

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sensual_kidney 0

wow, all you bitches that say he deserved it are seriously messed up. How could he have known that she was in a wreck? he was just doin his job man, that sucks dude. Better luck bext time.

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WatchTheWorld 0

That sucks man. It was just one of those crazy sets of circumstances that no-one could expect. You were just doing your job, so don't feel bad. . .

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WIDRR 0

Wow all the YDI'ers are really not thinking at all. Like someone else said, it must be itrritating to tell all these people with fake id's that they can't come in. So when he saw hers he said the whole get a fake id that looks like you thing.. that isn't insulting her... its just saying this id looks nothing like you. Its her fault for not getting her id updated although i doubt she was in a crash. Edit: basically what someone a few posts above me said.. i was typing this when his/hers came in

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c_R_07 0

Today, I went to the bar with my friends, and I was ID'd. After looking at my ID, the bouncer said, "Next time you get a fake ID, you should at least get one with a picture that looks like you." I was badly disfigured in a car wreck. That was my real ID. FML FHL!!!

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joseph_is_ok 8

Well he can't say FHL he's just saying what happened!

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JeanNe91 0

"Today, my friends and I went to a local bar. When I showed the bouncer my ID, he denied my entrance and told me the next time I want to use a fake ID, at least make it look a little more like me. It was me. I recently got into a car wreck and had been badly disfigured. FML".

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JeanNe91 0

aw man #119 beat me to it!

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msrock 0

I haven't read all the posts so maybe someone was smart enough to already say this: Dude, you got played!! That wasn't her real ID and she wasn't injured in a car wreck. It was an act to get you to feel sorry for her, apologize, and let her in.

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babydoll86_fml 0

And this is why people hate bouncers. Maybe next time try a simple, "This photo doesn't look like you, why is that?' Pretty sure you'd be able to tell from their response whether it was a real ID or a fake. Just cos it's your job to judge people doesn't mean you have to be a jerk about it.

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tymarie2012 31

not really. she could have come up with a fake story and had her friends back it up.

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Inspired22 11

I think the the girl was crying because you took her fake, and the guy made up that story to be an ass. They probably went home and laughed about it. "Haha, I'm so badass!"

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