Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
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amerwin 3

You could have least gotten an actual free coffee out of him, instead of stealing your coworker's.

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Twistedsoul_fml 0

not if the person is more than double ur age idiot if u were 30 eould u wana go out with someone over 60? I don't think so unless u are mentily f***ked up wich clearly u are

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skyeyez9 24

Him standing next to Theodore Roosevelt in the pic didn't raise any warning signs? No? Anyone? Bueller......

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boomboombitch 3

nobody gives a shit that you know what spluttered and scuttled means, ur a pathetic bitch by the way

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#138 Are you just bitter because you don't know what either of those words mean?

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stormzaii 0

umm. It's pretty difficult to say someone is a "pathetic bitch" because she has standards. Standards ?! That BITCH! **** off.

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gigilvrs6 0

You should have at least gotten to know him better…F the old man's L

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skyeyez9 24

I am 32, and would prefer a guy between the ages of 29-39. If a 63 yr old man walked in and was like "Errrr sorry about lying about my age." I'd be pissed. I don't want to date someone that old.

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MidgetMonster 0

if he can't even produce an honest picture, my God.  Good for her...he deserves to be walked out on.

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Hopersz 0

Lol #138 is only cranky because he can't get laid or hasn't had some pussy. Hahaha oh and by the way, your grammar suck's.

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