Family Matters

By whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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unholymasta 4

I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.

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marinus_fml 19

At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!

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rooneyroo 0

You need to complete the circle. Sleep with your dad.

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allthatremains25 0

EW! that's disgusting. What kind of sick person would think of that?! OP's story is gross enough, that's just taking it too far!

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FreebirdIII 1

to complete the circle, OP would have to sleep with her boyfriends dad. Not incest you freak.

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dgr8ing 0

while disturbing he is right. sleeping with her boyfriends dad would lengthen the chain, not complete the circle.

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dgr8ing 0

Rooney... is that a picture if poop on your profile?

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LaylaaMariee 0

your ******* nasty

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anon_e_m00se 8

Sleeping with boyfriends dad wouldn't complete the circle. The two choices for completing the circle: OP sleeps with her father OP sleeps with her boyfriends father AND OP's father sleeps with boyfriend's mother.

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Ninja_assassinXD 8

brilliant! 2nd one!!

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KaylaBugg15 0

Oh my gosh... I would never* talk to my mom again and I would definitely help my dad beat the shit out of my EX boyfriend!!!!

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DawnMarie11 0

this really does stink op I hope now everything will get better in you and your dads lives and that the cheaters rot alone somewhere.......

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danisx321 2

I would punch my mom and boyfriend square I. the face

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NYBellz 0

wow fyl ... that's deep ... sry you had to go through that

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