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By whathef???? - 13/02/2010 06:51 - Canada

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Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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BigLostBear 0

I find this so funny.

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kivkiv 2

finally a 1st that doesn't say FIRST!

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Blue_Black_fml 21

how did your neighbour get aware of your activity? were you screaming or was she watching through the window?

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froggi_fml 0

I find this rather discusting..... I mean how is that even hot?? pretending to be a little girl being chased by a derranged stranger... ew.

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ktbird 0

I disagree. How is it any more sick than the typical dominatrix? The roles are just reversed. Everyone is different and finds different things hot. Good for them for finding something to reignite their spark. I don't think this is a YDI or FYL. Be glad your neighbor gives a damn.

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omfgItzme 0

ikr I mean at least make the role play a lol bet less disturbing.. or u could have jus asked the police if he wanted to join!

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

They didn't say little girl, it said "helpless girl". Maybe they meant it was a dumb teen blonde role like in horror movies.

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astro2 0

typical westerners basing sex as the foundation of love. Thats why wives or gf cheat on their spouses. "oh you dont find me attractive anymore" riiight so thats why you banged my brother then aye? dumb movies eg. "ladies man" or " deuce bigalo" always make it the guys fault too EVEN when the wife screws around. Heres how you improve the relationship...get the "F" out of thr house once in a while. Watch a movie go have a picnic. Remember why your even together. IDIOTS

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PhillyFox 0

Look here everyone! We have the cure for divorce! Well since you seem to have the monopoly on successful marriages, tell me something. Why do spouses still cheat on each other when they still go out together? How do you know the OP never leaves the house (she obviously had to for this roleplay)? And lastly, have you been married for ten or more years?

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MrsxStewart 4

How about this? You don't know squat about a healthy marriage. They never said sex equated love, but in a marriage sex is a big way to show love. And they have every right to do what they want to revive that...however creepy.

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ktbird 0

Yes because sitting in a theater not talking is SO romantic.

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deadsrs 0

being chased by a derranged stalker definately takes the cake when it comes to "most romantic"!!!

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dorkside_fml 0

typical ignorant people stereotyping.

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myfamilyisnuts 0

I would love to go out to a movie cuz I love seeing movies and eating popcorn :3 and I would love to be taken on a picnic :3 this person has the right thing in mind. Too many females grow up believing sex is the way to get a guy. I even believed it. But not anymore. I'm not a young stupid teenager anymore. Yes I'm still young but not so stupid :p

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myfamilyisnuts 0

And FYI last time I went to a movie with a guy we enjoyed each others company AND the film. You don't have to sit and stare at the screen and completely ignore your partner.

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CallMeHush 0

Cowboy and Indian Maiden is fun also. Just keep the noise down.

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cytoloopy 1

hey. that's awesome and no where near FML

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kennadun 0

wow if your husband has to pretent to rape you to keep the marrage alive thats ****** sad and close your blinds and maby your creepy nabor wont think your being raped!!!!!!!!

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Kr3tS22 0

27.. at leest they're getting it in, I bet the only time yur hand leaves ur video game controller is wen ur beetin off to Internet ****

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