Intimacy: Fantasy world

Fantasy world

By whathef???? - 13/02/2010 06:51 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

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By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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Going too far

By cad515 - 07/07/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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Soundproofing

By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 19:00

Today, after days of hearing our new neighbour abusing his wife, my wife went round to confront him while on the phone with the police. Turns out they are just really into their BDSM and had no idea how loud they were being. They have costumes, toys and everything. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Never try this at home

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Grass Valley

Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2013 04:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML

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BigLostBear 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:13

I find this so funny.

kivkiv 2

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:14

finally a 1st that doesn't say FIRST!

Comments

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:52

Dear OP, YDI *because* your life is f'ed. Maybe you two should spend more time talking about why you're both unhappy to the degree you're pursuing rape/kidnapping fantasies, and less time actually... uh, playing out rape/kidnapping fantasies. My intuition, along with your having written "to keep our marriage alive" tells me something just *might* be wrong. Seems like something to address at the next board meeting, imo.

Menick47 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:33

Dude! What has the world come to where a couple can't even make sex entertaining by role play without somebody callin the cops?! I guess in there mind it's like "Stop roleplaying you sick batstards! what do you think this is? Australia? This is America! either you record it or get the f*%#k out!"

cookiepenguin 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:04

couldn't u do that inside?

RedFiRE_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:51

Lmfao

cani_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:46

how loud were you? anyway say thanks your neighboor is a decent enough human being. what if you had really been assaulted? ungreatfull bitch

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 10:09

Too little info. Are you in an apartment and being obnoxiously loud, or are you in a house and your neighbor was looking in at you? If its the former, YDI. If its the later, FYL.