Intimacy: Fantasy world

Fantasy world

By whathef???? - 13/02/2010 06:51 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

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By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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Going too far

By cad515 - 07/07/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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Soundproofing

By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 19:00

Today, after days of hearing our new neighbour abusing his wife, my wife went round to confront him while on the phone with the police. Turns out they are just really into their BDSM and had no idea how loud they were being. They have costumes, toys and everything. FML

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By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Never try this at home

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Grass Valley

Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2013 04:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML

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BigLostBear 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:13

I find this so funny.

kivkiv 2

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:14

finally a 1st that doesn't say FIRST!

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remfire 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:57

include the neighber next time in role playing

FockinA 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:09

play smarter or move where no neighbors, lol

Hulege 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:56

YDI from the moment I read "roleplaying to keep our marriage alive".

deadsrs 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:18

next time switch roles? no one would believe a derranged woman would be stalking a helpless man. hahaha

dance_till_dawn 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:58

Maybe you mean keep your marriage exciting because if this is the only thing that can keep it alive, you're screwed. BTW, I have nothing against crazy sex. Should be done all the time with a spouse, not just to keep it alive.

Gourmet_Taco 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 5:19

Your neighbour probably just wanted in on the action. It wouldn't be that awkward. Stalker, helpless little girl and peeping Tom, fun for the whole family!

idloai 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 5:44

that's kind of a gross thing to pretend to be. if he chose to be a staulker then I think your husband has more issues than just a boring marriage.

iAlwaysYDI 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 6:36

YDI for being so ******* stupid.

iammarc07 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 7:01

lmao!

awb5000 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:44

If I were fined for that shit, I'd file a complaint against the police department and have a talk with my neighbor, whom I might ask to pay the fine, depending on the nature of his or her interaction with the cops. This is all on the assumption that you were inside your own home.