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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 00:25 - United States - Newark

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Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
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HeyMondayAddict 4

Maybe he just feels really good about getting you something.

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UnikornG33K 12

Aw that sucks, but at least he got you something, right?

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meggieeee51 9

Use the purse to seduce him then. If sex is what you're after, find a way to make it happen with what he is interested in... Even if it is a purse?

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Haha and maybe then she can fulfill some of his purse fetish fantasies.

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Jaxx66 21

Get in a skimpy outfit with the purse on your shoulder, and make it happen! Or lose all clothes and try. :3

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LolCakes111 7

Nice. The girlfriend doesnt want sex, understandable. The boyfriend doesn't want sex, he's gay. If the situation was reversed, everyone would probably saying YDI for the boyfriend being a horny dog. Double Standards -,-

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GigaPudding_fml 24

It's also funny how the guy is excused/cute for getting her something, had it been the other way around no one would have thought about it since it's understood that girls give presents.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Maybe he's trying to surprise her. "This purse is awesome, aren't you glad i bought it for-- SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!!!!

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DoubleCross 9

This is usually completely reversed. Just turn him in somehow.

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jizzwold 21

To the police? All he wanted was to make op happy!

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Keevarou 17

And guys? This is why we can't have nice things..

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yahoowizard 16

Or yours (OPs, not 19 (although either works))

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RedPillSucks 31

I hope that's not her O face...

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CharliesCool2084 8

116 - The person in the picture isn't me...

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Killuhk 8

Omg! I love Jenna Marbles :) ha

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06dopey 8

at least he got you a purse. you can have sex anytime. don't you think you might be being at least a lil unappreciative?

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Enslaved 36

You sound ungrateful. It seems like he tried to get you something for your birthday that he thought was a great gift. I'm all for birthday sex but you can have great sex any time of the year.

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jajaflan 4

Check if he is hiding in the closet

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sexygurllolz 1

He's proud that he got you something that was probably pretty expensive, so stop bitchin.

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PrincessPesa 20

It's great that her boyfriend got her something he's proud of and hopefully she was gracious when he gave it to her. But is the point of giving a gift the gratification you feel for buying someone something expensive? I hope not. Gifts aren't given for the giver's sake.

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06dopey 8

the fact that OP got on FML to bitch about getting a gift makes me lose all hope for mankind. there is no gratefulness or gratitude, for anything/anyone, left in the world

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jizzwold 21

The fact that 44 is getting thumbed down is kind of depressing.

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