Intimacy: Fashionista

Fashionista

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 00:25 - United States - Newark

Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML

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By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 21:51 - United States

Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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That's hard

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML

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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML

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Grateful

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML

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Happy Birthday…

By Anonymous - 14/10/2021 11:00

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML

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What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

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HeyMondayAddict 4

Monday 14 May 2012 8:49

Maybe he just feels really good about getting you something.

UnikornG33K 12

Monday 14 May 2012 8:48

Aw that sucks, but at least he got you something, right?

Comments

PrincessPesa 20

Monday 14 May 2012 8:59

If he likes it so damn much, he should marry it! All corniness aside, thank him politely, then excuse yourself and change into something you feel super sexy in. Then come back and take what you really want, girl. If seduction fails, ask if he'd like to borrow the handbag in exchange for birthday sexin'. ::Sexism not intended!::

tswizz 13

Monday 14 May 2012 8:59

Maybe you should just be grateful he remembered and actually got you a present?

PrincessPesa 20

Monday 14 May 2012 9:47

She should be grateful he remembered her birthday?! In that case there's a lot more re-evaluating to be done about this relationship than purses and sex. It seems they fail to communicate well, if at all.

MedKits 9

Monday 14 May 2012 10:12

I think he's referencing the idea that a lot of men don't even remember their significant other's birthday.

jizzwold 21

Monday 14 May 2012 16:07

55 I believe you meant "… a lot of stupid people don't remember their significant other's birthday."

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 14 May 2012 9:03

I think your boyfriend is a giving guy. He's not all about sex, which is good. Why wouldn't you want a purse? If its not the design you want you can always return it.