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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 00:25 - United States - Newark

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Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
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HeyMondayAddict 4

Maybe he just feels really good about getting you something.

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UnikornG33K 12

Aw that sucks, but at least he got you something, right?

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Il_Maestro 6

If we're listing off all the stupid things in this comment, we also forgot 4 - barano

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damiarose 1

It's my birthday too! :-D

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joshuakayne 4

Be thankful and don't be all pissy. Guys can turn down sex too. How do you think we feel when all we want is sex and girls turn us down? And we didn't even get gifts so be thankful and have sex another time

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alfred07 18

If I understand OP she is grateful she just wishes that OP didn't get on a out how great the gift is, to some that is like patting yourself on the back. It is great to be proud of a gift but there is a limit.

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happymom2g 0

He's gay. Sorry sweetie.

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RedPillSucks 31

Did you think to look INSIDE the purse? Perhaps he was talking about it so much is because he wants you to examine it. A common engagement ploy is to give a gift which has a ring attached to/inside it. He may have been trying to propose and you ruined it by just wanting birthday sex.

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