"Today, it's my birthday. All I got from my boyfriend was birthday sex. Is that all boys think about? FML" Some people are never happy...

Obviously not being very seductive

I wonder What kind of purse it was.. I mean it's not like you never going to have sex with him.

It's if you want it so much, reverse rape him. I'm sure he would mind.

You need your birthday to have sex ?

Hey! On the bright side, at least you know your boyfriend loves you truly and not for your body! ;)

Haven't you ever been really proud of a gift you gave someone? It means he put a lot of thought into it. Maybe some other girl deserves such a thoughtful guy and you could find someone else to just bang?

You write as if receiving a gift inevitably meant that was all you were getting that day. I can't see why the conversation didn't go: BF: Happy Birthday - I got you this. OP: Ohhh what a lovely purse. I'll go perfectly with my [whatever]. Now, let me thank you properly ...[censored]. Any even slightly creative seduction would surely be enough to turn your BF's head from a purse, however lovely he thought it was.

Don't complain... He tried to do something nice for you. How many fmls are there that say that no one got the OP anything at all? If you want it so bad, pounce him later, I really don't think he'd have any complaints.

That's all I wanted but I got dumped. She said it was my fUlt too.