Awkward, Fight, Public freakouts and Health: Fight me, loser

Fight me, loser

By mrmidi - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned two important facts: #1 - A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 - If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 856

You deserved it 4 380

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 190

You deserved it 9 390

By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 831

You deserved it 45 981

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 646

You deserved it 5 064

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 17:32 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 676

You deserved it 2 921

By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 511

You deserved it 4 888

I'm not a kid

By Babyface - 02/09/2021 20:01

Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 850

You deserved it 136

By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 683

You deserved it 1 757

By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 435

You deserved it 8 827

Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 342

You deserved it 7 930

Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 664

You deserved it 227

Mirorbo 26

Friday 21 May 2010 12:19

Young darlings can be scary things, dear. You have my sympathy.

freakizoid_5000 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:16

ouch

Comments

cincin75 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:41

Tie her by ur hair, maybe?

Mikeymikey 4

Friday 21 May 2010 12:42

where you in a wheelchair??? you have both hands and legs?? you sure?? you mind checking?? well don't bother... Nothing you can do wil help your case here.. FYL to the cube dude!! AH i see.. Op is actually a midget!!

cincin75 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:43

why u looks so pissed with that?

TaterSalad187 5

Friday 21 May 2010 12:47

shhhh! you just exposed my secret power to everyone DX

jemmmaa 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:48

haha cute :P

AlterEggo 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:59

I gotta admit I believe women can be as deserving of a punch in the face as a man can. If she can start a fight, she can take a fight. Society has a double standard on personal rights, when it comes to women. I refuse to uphold society's flawed views.

TaterSalad187 5

Friday 21 May 2010 13:09

i somewhat agree with you 30. however, you must remember that men are naturally built stronger than women so you must only use reasonable force when dealing with those kinds of situations which is why i say just restrain them to minimize the violence.

allanCapaldi 5

Friday 21 May 2010 13:16

lol she probly thought op were her father or something... lol @ 27

yourlifesfucked 0

Friday 21 May 2010 13:34

ha i love the wording. that sucks dude. press charges on that bitch for assault.

tygerarmy 35

Friday 21 May 2010 13:41

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you didn't attempt to fight back or waited too long, leading to you getting your ass kicked. Male or Female someone starts hitting you, first you hit back, second you yell "WTF?!?", third if they don't stop keep hitting 'them til they do.