Miscellaneous: Fighting talk

Fighting talk

By enya - 18/01/2016 22:29 - Luxembourg

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 15:00

Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML

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You deserved it 170

By Jim - 19/04/2016 17:25 - United States

Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 4 202

Demon drink

By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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You deserved it 113

By hot_mess88 - 04/07/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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You deserved it 3 392

By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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You deserved it 44 094

Alpha

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 18:01

Today, both my dad and boyfriend are serious weightlifters, plus my dad boxed in the army, and my boyfriend is a mixed martial artist. Ever since they met, they've been circling each other like bears in the forest trying to work out which is bigger and meaner before the fight even begins. They're both so childish. FML

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You deserved it 285

Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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The protector

By Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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Don't hate the player…

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 14:00

Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 271

rnayyyyy 12

Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

I'd actually like to see who would take out who first...

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:33

Why drive them? They are tough guys obviously. They can drive themselves since thy are so tough.

Comments

cloudyface 23

Tuesday 19 January 2016 19:45

Don't drive them make them walk it off. Ha

WreckeRalph36 18

Tuesday 19 January 2016 19:54

I hope to hear an update. Grabbing popcorn ???

mexicano101 4

Tuesday 19 January 2016 20:08

Shit that's a good fight. Who won?

Busco7 6

Tuesday 19 January 2016 20:39

Again... This sounds so made up... #I don't believe it# what are the odds that both her dad and her uncle are experienced fighters and she has to be the one to drive them to the hospital... And why is this an FML post..

Elban 20

Tuesday 19 January 2016 21:16

Should have jumped in and shown those ******* how to kick ass

ekalfhsa 2

Tuesday 19 January 2016 21:37

If they're both skilled, trained fighters I don't see the problem. Let them have it out, best man wins, conflict resolved.

JenPanda 6

Tuesday 19 January 2016 22:04

Get the video camera honey!! And a beer for yourself

deadclown6 9

Tuesday 19 January 2016 22:34

OP please follow up

Sanguinairius 33

Tuesday 19 January 2016 23:07

At the very least, your uncle and Dad are bad*sses for their training. Silly how they decide to use it, but sometimes people need to settle things old school.