Final push

By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

Spicy
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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biebette16 0

Chips are the new sex toys

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Avoriginies_fml_fml 14

Haha agrees

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akmufasa 1

so you had some hickory barbeque lays ridges in the kitchen huh?

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braasilianx0 4

eh at least you had one right?

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TWOINTHEPINKONEI 0

you fat bitch. that is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard

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randomchic4 0

uhm... if that's you in the picture, you can't talk. just sayin...

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reimz 2

if that's u in the pic, you shouldn't talk......fatty

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perdix 29

Your husband thought he was a good lay, but you came for good Lay's.

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tylr6024 0

people like you are why america is 50% obese. its disgusting.

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alexFYL 11

Because she remembered there was a bag of potato chips, so your neighbor is over 200lbs? I wonder how many less people would be overweight if I stopped thinking about the food I had in my kitchen. Sorry guys! I had no idea.

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randomchic4 0

how do you know she's fat..? it could just be THOUGHT of the chips.

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