Final push

By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

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Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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devinewind 4

If it was the bag of chips that made you ****** you have the problem and you husband will be trading you in soon. YDI!!!

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alexFYL 11

Any male that dislikes women and food is not someone I'd want to be married to anyway.

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electricmaster 0

Your husband can't satisfy you, but potato chips can? Maybe you should hook up with the owner of Lays.

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rileynautumn 0

I wish I could ****** that easy. my boyfriend of 4 years still can't get me off. good for you.

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