Miscellaneous: Final touch

Final touch

By rydawg79 - 30/08/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML

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By melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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It's for science!

By Ana - 19/10/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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The Stinking of Hill House

By laner - 26/07/2019 12:00

Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 430

Stinky neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML

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You deserved it 64

By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Good job

By thanks Toby dumbfuck - 13/07/2020 14:02

Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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Tasty smell test failed

By Teen Idol - 14/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 640

saskiia1 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 13:01

thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?

boobaloo_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:33

wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....

Comments

dayrin7 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:43

yummy ^_^ !

chowyuk 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:46

ydi you filthy person. really? your wording "decided to clean my fridge" like that's not something you should do before you move. Another for obviously not cleaning your fridge the whole time you lived there so you would have noticed. you must me a really disgusting person or this is really fake

screwtaylor 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:47

Sounds delicious. The OP should eat the watermellon so it can bring back memories.. and food poisoning.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:50

Nom nom nom nom. (:

tttron 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:24

disgusting.. in four years, you only cleaned out the fridge now? or do you just intentionally leave that drawer alone?

iFruit 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:34

It's alright, OP. The watermelon lived a long life 

loveurlifeJK 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:51

So, uh, throw it away?

tfiggs 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:15

mmmmmm.......watermelon

Arin_Wolfe 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:28

lol sounds like something i'd do

LoveOscarMexican 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:53

exactly

auroraaustralis 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:36

I mean, okay, it's bad enough that you left that there for four years... but what really gets me is "and decided to clean the fridge before I left." Well, I would HOPE so. That sounds like you think you were doing your landlord a favor. I mean, honestly... you should be cleaning everything before you leave. Especially since you leave fruit in your fridge for four years.