Miscellaneous: Final touch

Final touch

By rydawg79 - 30/08/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML

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You deserved it 64 851

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By melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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You deserved it 1 327

It's for science!

By Ana - 19/10/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML

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You deserved it 724

By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 4 088

By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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You deserved it 15 974

The Stinking of Hill House

By laner - 26/07/2019 12:00

Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 433

Stinky neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML

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You deserved it 65

By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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You deserved it 4 599

Good job

By thanks Toby dumbfuck - 13/07/2020 14:02

Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML

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You deserved it 208

By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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You deserved it 389

Tasty smell test failed

By Teen Idol - 14/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 660

saskiia1 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 13:01

thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?

boobaloo_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:33

wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....

Comments

crazyghost7 0

Monday 31 August 2009 14:20

who the **** puts a watermelon in a drawer....thats what a fridge is for

purdy822 0

Monday 31 August 2009 14:37

when you move to ur new place the first thing you should do is buy watermeleon

L0L_Sarah 0

Monday 31 August 2009 19:17

-_- he means a drawer located WITHIN the fridge.

kittenmeow 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:24

wow how sad!! u don't clean your fridge?? i wonder what else goes uncleaned?? ohhh no!!! i don't even want to wonder...its really gross. Sucks!!

Renrox42 0

Monday 7 September 2009 18:25

Haha, sounds like something I'd do. Leave something decaying in my fridge. lol x]

nm22395 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:51

yummy...

zelly05 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 18:42

faaaaaiiiiiiL!!!!!!

omg_thats_funny 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:54

ew nasty bitch

ryguy997 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:32

if it was four years ago you would have smelled it. there would be nothing left of it. there would be an abnormal amount of insects around. why did it take so long to finaly eat sone fruit out of that drawer?