Weddings and Love: First date from hell

First date from hell

By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Greenpuppy416 - 04/07/2020 05:02

Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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It's a trap!

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 12:00

Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:32

Well, at least he didn't take you to HIS wedding.

aego56 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

Jesus he's crazy... Run away! And aside from it being uber forward/creepy, it's also a dickish move - A date takes only a little bit of your time... weddings can eat up a whole day!

Comments

paulnc24 1

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:25

Well... look on the bright side, he likes you! lol

sevbaby 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:18

CREEEEEEPER! STAY AWAY! STRANGER (ISH) DANGER!

redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 9:21

Maybe he knows something you don't know?

pastepicfail 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:15

uhm wierd?

colintabulous 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:54

He's probably covering that he's gay

mizu22 0

Friday 7 August 2009 19:00

maybe he meant it as the one he''s been telling them about for a while??

Bl00dyAphrodite 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:37

What a creep! Stay away from him!

take_a_moment 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:10

well now that would be awkward LOL you shoulda got really drunk and then sung karioke naked and hit on his dad...and his mum, then tell him that you do this ALLLL the time at parties and he should really get used to it LOL yeeeeah that really woulda sucked, unlucky ey!

nwwrestler103 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:25

if u can't have fun at a wedding anyway, then ur the one with the problem

GreenChemicalBoy 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:10

Did you know that in the state of Texas, if you introduce someone as your husband and/or wife three times, then you are legally married? Luckily you don't live in Texas. That was incredibly awkward.

pandalover69 26

Wednesday 23 December 2009 4:37

were the **** did u hear that bullshit you ******* moron. i live in Texas and you're just another ignorant moron that has no clue wtf you're talking about.