First time?

By kelscait - 01/07/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
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lazychilo 0

that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?

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jewelzgalore 0

"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.

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shittastic 0

Holy shit that is my biggest fear. I'm so sorry it happened to you.

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SimpleSimon 0

Toothpaste, £1.60 Mouthwash, £2.00 Spearmint Gum, 32p Not making your date want to gag, priceless!

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kennythedude 3

I would recommend taking some breath mints before your next kiss. :D Not trying to be mean, but that would help you a lot.

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MrJentipede 2

Indeed, and it happens a lot more often than you might think.

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junomcguff_fml 0

You can't go from 1st base to 3rd base in nothing but 5 seconds! Obviously he don't want you then, he'll just think of you as a ****! YDI!

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xOpheliacx 0

If he had a bizarre look on his face... why the hell would you think he liked it? And... wow you're kind of a ****. YDI. I also suggest buying some mouthwash, and some mints (For those occasions you can't get to the mouthwash.)

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irishdancer 0

carry some mints in your purse.

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daarlingdamsel 0

Chances are even if you didn't have bad breath you'd never hear from this guy again because guys don't marry girls who just give it all away that quickly! Chill out, you won't find love because of sex!! Also...try mints of breath spray...or just brush your tongue and the roof of your mouth and try not to eat anything smelly before you embark upon your first kiss with a particular guy. Don't chew gum, the saliva will make your breath smell worse. Lol and again, try to wait until at least a committed relationship before you give it all away!! Why would he stay with you when he's already gotten everything unless you two are already in love? Good luck with that.

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paperfox_fml 0

A bloke might stay with a woman after he's slept with her because not all men are pricks who are only talking to a girl because they want sex. Really, you must be a horrible person if the only thing a man ever wants from you is a quick shag. A piece of advice: stop looking at the opposite sex as if they're some sort of alien species who must be manipulated into hanging around, and you might have a bit more luck in the romance department.

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drimpossible 0

I disagree. My girlfriend and myself have been together for several years (including a long distance relationship). I'm proposing tomorrow, and we slept together on our first date.

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kissmyAzz 0

so I'M going to go out on a limb here...maybe the space for the FML to be written in is so damn short, that she couldn't write a romantic novel for you before she proposed to go the bedroom. Jheeeeeeeeezzz...get a hold of yourself pppl...read it....laugh...and MOVE on ffs

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Leiqha 0

toth paste, mouth wash, and a pack of gum. ツ

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