First time?

By kelscait - 01/07/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
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lazychilo 0

that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?

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jewelzgalore 0

"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.

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avalanche719 0

who passes up sex? bang it and get out!

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soundmind311 0

ohh man im srry. always make sure u have gum or mints!

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awuh_man 0

oh. my. god. is this stephanie???? oh, and sorry anyways, awuh fyl

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Postlude 1

Thats never good. I /always/ carry some kind of mint or gum, hand sanitizer, and advil. Every one of these objects fit into my pockets or a tiny clutch and have probably saved my life.

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turboawesome88 0

There is nothing wrong with having sex with someone you like. Calling her a **** is American sex hysteria. ...There is however something wrong with having bad breath, Listerine isn't expensive! Carry some chewie at least.

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Chfanfiction 0

There is something slutty about sex after the first damn kiss. You could have some self-control and I dunno, wait a week or two and get to know the person before jumping into bed with them like a ****.

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kitteh 0

It wasn't her FIRST KISS you fucktard. Just the first with this guy. You are all so ******* wussy on here. Go back to bible camp

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jnic 0

She said she really liked the guy. OBVIOUSLY she knew him for a while beforehand. stfu.

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Chfanfiction 0

But it was her first kiss with the guy. I doubt they had been dating for very long if it was THEIR first kiss. Even if she did like the guy, she doesn't have to jump into bed with him right away. If a girl invited me to have sex with her right after our first kiss, I'd break up with her immediately as obviously she has little self-control.

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ohreally123 0

wat? You wanted to have sex right after the first kiss? Good thing he turned you down, you're probably a **** and full of STDs.

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madasahatter 0

Wow way to be a ******* *****. Maybe you had bad breath from giving some other guy head last night.

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shirvon100 0

"Before kissing, Refresh" lol

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1993bg 0

i agree i think people are reading it wrong it probably was just her first kiss with the guy. not her first kiss ever because how would she tell what a good kisser was? and i mean shes a teenager obviously so she probably wanted privacy thats why she asked it like that to go to the room. they had there kiss and it wasnt the first one she wasn't planning on going any farther. sorry if you gotten the update but girls arent as horny as boys so we don't have sex on our minds at all time so i don't think it was like we kissed lets have sex

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Dinglenuts 0

Shut the **** up you stereotypical *****.

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1993bg 0

oh sweet so i'm a stereotypical ***** for giving my opinion just like everybody else here hmmmm. interesting. i don't see you going off on everybody else. and so what that is a stereotype among guys. but what makes me a *****? really i would love to hear what you have to say for that. you don't know me, you don't know my name or what i look like or my everyday actions. so don't judge alright. don't be a hypocrite. oh and go gain a self esteem please since it probably makes you feel better yelling at people over a website. have good day!

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lyndis_fml 0

Not only a *****, but a moron. You need to READ the comments before making comments about them. Otherwise, you end up looking like a dumbass. The majority of commenters have said that it was her first kiss with the guy, but not her first kiss ever. By responding as if everyone had said the opposite, you aren't impressing anyone. I may not know jack about your life but I know enough to say you need to get off your high horse.

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1993bg 0

hmm does a moron have straight A's and over a 4.0 i don't believe so. i am not on a high horse at all. you obviously didn't read my first comment clearly i said I AGREE so i did recognize that other people had said the same thing. so don't be saying I'm the moron when you misread. thanks. I'm not trying to impress anybody. and again with the *****?? you have no f-ing clue who i am so back off.

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StopBeingADouche 0

Oh NO WAY! Straight A's AND a 4.0? Excuse me, over a 4.0. It seems to me that somebody who words a response like that, clearly lying to be impressive is, in fact, a moron.

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hugzandkisses666 0

Speak for yourself. I think about it all the time. in reply to 1993bg

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Protegas 0

Hm... That sucks xD It's be really embarrassing... the best advice I can give you is to brush your teeth or at least mouth wash befoe you leave the house, in chance that you might see someone you know ;]

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