First time?

By kelscait - 01/07/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
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Same thing different taste

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that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?

jewelzgalore 0

"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.

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kinda slutty of you to say "wanna go to the bedroom" after your first kiss

Why is everyone assuming it was her first kiss ever? It was prob only her first kiss with this guy. I feel bad for her. The guy sounds like a prick. He doesn't beat around the bush does he.

I was thinking the same thing, but it's still a little wtf to me that OP would want to go to bed with this guy after the first kiss.

The guy is right to avoid her. If she sleps so easily with any guy who kisses her, he was probably afraid of the STDs and blamed it on the bad breath... XD

We're not assuming it's her first kiss ever! We're saying that jumping right into bed after your first kiss with any one person is SLUTTY!

Why is that slutty? If a guy ****** a chick after a first kiss, would you call him a ****? No. GOD FORBID people enjoy sex. Sorry that you can't get laid so you have to call everyone else *****. (:

I also like how everyone is assuming by 'go to the bedroom' means 'LET'S ****.' They could have wanted to continue making out in a more comfortable surroundings then were they were. I also like how many are assuming she does have bad breath - the guy could have just said so regardless of whether or not she did to get out of continuing whatever, or she might have just eaten something prior and had no chance to brush her teeth. Get a grip people, there isn't enough information to make all these assumptions.

I agree that she could have meant go to the bedroom as in make out, however reading the comments here make me think thats highly unlikely. everyone is turning into sex-hounds (not that there is anything wrong with sex, to clarify before i get flamed.) i have even had a guy tell me that once you start making out, its pretty damn hard to stop the natural prgression of things. so, in conclusion, im assuming she wanted to ****.

doomking10 0

No, no i don't, because it's ******* everywhere. No one knows the difference between you're and your; to, too, and two; there, their and they're. ****, it's like no one goes to school anymore. Edit: This was meant to be a reply to number 17.

People know... This website is for a thing called "leisure." While enjoying yourself, you tend to avoid things like reviewing for perfect spelling or grammar. While it may be visually displeasing, something typed quickly and without care can be forgiven for silly mistakes such as those. Stupidity shan't be included. I think it's those who complain about the spelling who are more annoying than the people who make the mistakes... they're whining is TERRIBLY obnoxious. By the way, you made a few mistakes yourself. Way to be hypocritical!

They're whining, it's their whining and you just contradicted yourself

cpatrick820 3

Way to **** it up! "You're what we call a 'practice girl'" Cookie to the first person who can name the source of that quote

1993bg 0

from family guyyy talking to meg ahah if ya didnt see my other comment

Family Guy... because Peter is such a loving father. I am more a fan of Stewie quotes though!

1993bg 0

to cpatrick820 that line is from family guy :) talking to meg!

ashole1990 10

I don't understand the **** accusations on this page. 1) Going to the bedroom does not necessarily mean sex 2) She likes him, he's not a nobody 2) If she did want to sleep with him, so what? Like no one in the world ever has sex on the first date?

I think in colloquial usage, "*****" and "****" have become interchangeable. Also, "****" is not usually used literally to mean "a person who has sex with a lot of people," but has come to include slutty behavior in general... one of which is thought to be, whether you agree with it or not, sleeping with someone in a drastically short period of time.

Good point about number-of-partners versus length-of-time. Bear in mind though that there's no mention of how long these two have known each other or whether they were already dating. Also, obligatory feminism: would anyone care if the OP was a guy?

ElMundio87 0

What do you think they are going to do in her bedroom? Play scrabble?

if the OP was a guy, I would consider him as slutty as her, only attribute it more to him being constantly horny and BEING a guy. But I see what you mean in that I'd have less sympathy for him about the bad breath comment. That being said, I don't have much sympathy for her, either.

deviantartgirl 0

Hahaha touche! EDIT: reply to #46

I've never had sex on the first date. Not even the second (or third, or fourth)! In fact, I was engaged when I first had sex... Egahds! I must be the prude you've referenced as no one. And we get the fact that it's her first time kissing *him* not necessarily kissing, however jumping from first kiss, to making out, to 'hey, my bedroom, sex me up Tiger' is a it slutty and makes Op an easy target. And yes, if this was a guy, I would feel just as I do now. Which is a mix of disgust and amusement.

Who says they were having sex idiot? Or were you too ugly to even be invited to make out in private?

I'm gonna go out on a limb hear and say that most of you guys are probably reading this FML wrong. I don't think that this was her first kiss ever, but her first kiss with this particular guy.

Nah, we're reading it right, but it's still slutty to meet some guy, kiss him and then zoom, "we kissed, wanna have sex??"

Lets be fair to the OP here. She said 'Do you want to go to the bedroom' not 'do you want to **** me senseless'. I'm guessing these are 2 quite young people, maybe there are other people in the house and they don't want to make out in the kitchen with the rest of the household coming in and out? When I was a teen, I spent most of my time indoors in my bedroom with various people of both genders. Not often was I having sex!

Hahahaha! It's kind of you to offer that innocent theory, but what's the likelihood of that? XD Not to mention, if they were that young I don't think the guy would pass on the alone time in the bedroom with her so easily. Most likely, it's what it seems and not the innocent theory. XD

Agreed, but I thought I'd offer it up! haha

"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" Really?? Wow. That's a line of epic lameness worthy of the pick-up "Are you an angel? Because I've got an erection!! No, wait-" Really. :X