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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
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nix1993 41

For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.

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vikky538 28

there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...

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chef4money 12

I'm going out on a limb here but was it the type that tracks movement and calorie loss, like a fit bit type thing. It could have been for fitness reasons and have nothing to do with the fact that you are in a wheelchair. If it was just a mean gift, return it and buy something you want.

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mikbrooke 25

fitbits are pedometers. pedometers are things that track movement, given that they are for counting the amount of steps you take in a day.

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epodax 12

A coffin is usually rather expensive, so if you consider the value of the "gift" she might be better off finding something else

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zeemonster424 15

Maybe she didn't realize what it was for? Maybe I still hold too much faith in humanity.

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Johnnycake23 42

Use it to count the number of steps you shove her down for being a super douche!

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Jessica00 24

I'm not sure what a pedometer is but I'm gonna assume it's not what I think it is...

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AutisticAbyss 10

At first I was wondering why grandma would give OP a meter that detects pedophiles! & then I read "wheelchair" & realized I was reading with a dirty mind. Anyways OP wheelchair wheelies are better than a pedometers!

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MzZombicidal 36

It was his mother-in-law, #25 :)

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