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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Husband ? How did you end up being married to that guy and not know about something like this ?
Hygiene, Sherlock.
So.. It sounded like "mrrrggllemrglemmmph?"
He probably would.
You're quite the catch! Married & he still gets blow jobs... Dirty undies and all haha
I have a similar problem with mine. Once their hitched they get way to comfortable and seem to lose any interest on keeping good hygiene. Get some weekday undies and wear them on the wrong days of the week. Maybe he'll get the idea then LOL
Getting Down and Dirty?
Ew
What? Your married and you still give head. No wonder he married you. Bloody legend you are !!
I don't get why that's such a big deal. I don't plan on to stop giving bjs after marriage. Specially roadhead.
I don't get this about stop giving head once you are married. My wife of over 20 years sucks me off every morning. Sometimes again later in the day. I also make sure I please her orally or otherwise too. We both cum at least once a day. So don't think every married couple stops having sex.
#60, I envy u!! U r soo lucky!!
60- Suuuureeeeee she does. What you're not telling your fans is that your "wife" is actually a fleshlight. 96- Gullible is your middle name, amirite?
Giving head is my absolute favorite, well, second favorite thing on the sex menu. I don't understand why women stop!
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Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
Multi tasking....nice