Fix up, look sharp

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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Top comments

lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

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Comments

badam_fml 6

Husband ? How did you end up being married to that guy and not know about something like this ?

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mstangchck 9

He may have just picked up the habit recently.

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Cryptic_Equinox 0

So.. It sounded like "mrrrggllemrglemmmph?"

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harshpatel009 4

You should do the same and see how he likes it

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pippa08 0

how did you hold a conversation while giving head? 0.0

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GoW_Chick 14

It's called talent. ;)

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crazyluvbug 8

If its small, then she could just stick it in the side of her mouth like a straw and just have a conversation like that! Lol

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listo351 1

You're quite the catch! Married & he still gets blow jobs... Dirty undies and all haha

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cysanleigh 13

I have a similar problem with mine. Once their hitched they get way to comfortable and seem to lose any interest on keeping good hygiene. Get some weekday undies and wear them on the wrong days of the week. Maybe he'll get the idea then LOL

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Chewiie513 0

Ahaha! Same BS happening over here! It's like he hardly wants to freakin shower! But expects a bj? **** outta here!

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rogue2888 4

What? Your married and you still give head. No wonder he married you. Bloody legend you are !!

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mickypequi 13

I don't get why that's such a big deal. I don't plan on to stop giving bjs after marriage. Specially roadhead.

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jobsman99 0

I don't get this about stop giving head once you are married. My wife of over 20 years sucks me off every morning. Sometimes again later in the day. I also make sure I please her orally or otherwise too. We both cum at least once a day. So don't think every married couple stops having sex.

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rogue2888 4

Your blood is worth bottling mate! There should be more like you ;)

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Shrike 23

60- Suuuureeeeee she does. What you're not telling your fans is that your "wife" is actually a fleshlight. 96- Gullible is your middle name, amirite?

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heyred 11

Giving head is my absolute favorite, well, second favorite thing on the sex menu. I don't understand why women stop!

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