Fix up, look sharp
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
I love u.
Ewwww
Your grammar is horrific.
I don't get why so many comments are talking about OP still giving head after getting married o.O Anyway OP, that sucks.. Dunno how you married him and didn't know that though lol. You should go on strike :)
Would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that exchange: "Honey, you really need to wear clean undies after a shower...slurp" "I know dear but everything they touch is clean....lick my left nut" "But baby, it kind of defeats the purpose of washing the undercarriage....gulp" "Oh come on, you don't seem to mind...yeah, that's it work the head" "You really need to listen to what I am saying....gag" "Hey look, less laundry, less water used, I'm saving the environment....oh God I'm gonna cum" "Well Dear, I think....SHIT, RIGHT IN MY EYE..."
LMFAO!
"Gulp"?!
What a great way to guess their convo
Dont worry about underwear, lets focus on teeth brushing...
Maybe his goal was to humiliate you and put you in your place making making you suck his dirty dick. Then, he achieved his purpose.
"place making making you" Perdix... You are a god, and gods do not make mistakes :'(
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Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
Multi tasking....nice