Fix up, look sharp

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

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tj4234 35

how did you manage to talk whilst giving him head?

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Akharr01 5

How did you manage to add this comment whilst being stoooooopid?

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KriiFahMoro 9

"Honey, you really shouldn't wearabrabgragle dirty underwear after taking a showarblargaargl." Lol...

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rogue2888 4

Wow. You really are special.

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Fisahgurl 1

I don't get why so many comments are talking about OP still giving head after getting married o.O Anyway OP, that sucks.. Dunno how you married him and didn't know that though lol. You should go on strike :)

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cubbi54 6

A filthy hick from Missouri???? The hell you say

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loserman67 35

Would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that exchange: "Honey, you really need to wear clean undies after a shower...slurp" "I know dear but everything they touch is clean....lick my left nut" "But baby, it kind of defeats the purpose of washing the undercarriage....gulp" "Oh come on, you don't seem to mind...yeah, that's it work the head" "You really need to listen to what I am saying....gag" "Hey look, less laundry, less water used, I'm saving the environment....oh God I'm gonna cum" "Well Dear, I think....SHIT, RIGHT IN MY EYE..."

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FatSack 0

Sucks getting it in the eye... Lol

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jmashini 13

Ya got a little too into that...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Shit, well thought out win! Lmao.

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hmmmok 1

Dont worry about underwear, lets focus on teeth brushing...

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perdix 29

Maybe his goal was to humiliate you and put you in your place making making you suck his dirty dick. Then, he achieved his purpose.

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cablooey 0

"place making making you" Perdix... You are a god, and gods do not make mistakes :'(

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perdix 29

But auto-correct does! DYAC!

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