#4 - Yes, I've been to a store. There are candles there. That doesn't change the fact that few people use candles anymore, especially in (what I assume was) the morning.

@#7 You can't say for sure what the person's condition is unless you see for yourself, so don't assume anything. Warm cereal sucks, unless it's like oatmeal or porridge (but I don't really consider that cereal). I really hope you have better ways to heat things other than using a candle to heat a spoon, otherwise YDI

#6 You didn't have done anything stupid just after wake up? That swollen tongue is how Nature Mother say you to be more careful in the future :D Also, YDI

You so deserve it. Have you not heard of a microwave? Lovely invention.

#7 I believe that's E for effort :D

they didnt microwave it cuz if they didnt like it, they didnt wanna microwave the whole bowl. but wow ur dumb as hell rotflmao

you're a moron.

******* idiot #15 beat me to it. how the hell do you have candles but not a microwave?? i don't even have a candle

Hey if you get cold you should try sticking a fork into an electrical socket. I heard it warms you right up! Moron.

That is why you THINK before you put something in your mouth. There are ways to test how hot something is before it burns you.