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By grounded - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phones at the table rule" and took my phone away until I could learn "proper table manners." FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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Sunday 18 December 2011 19:10

It's proper etiquette -.-

AeonForce 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:09

Are they one of those crazy families that sit in dead silence while they eat, too?

Comments

pinknipple69 3

Monday 19 December 2011 2:09

It's rude to have your phone at the table. Ydi

Entheatus 13

Monday 19 December 2011 2:15

When I was taught etiquette by my parents, one of the golden rules was that correcting the etiquette of a guest is one of the rudest and most disrespectful things you can do. Especially when done in front of other people. Sure, it may have been rude for OP to pull out her phone at dinner, but it was FAR more rude of her boyfriend's parents to confiscate it, especially without warning, when they could have simply made a polite request. And after that spectacle they had the nerve to lecture HER on bad table manners. FYL.

softballhotti13 0

Monday 19 December 2011 2:24

My parents have that rule also but if one of my friends are over they won't take there phone away

that_swag 0

Monday 19 December 2011 2:30

I would've been like, bitch listen here its my phone and i will be damned if i am giving it to a ***** like you, pussy!

ihatemen 0

Monday 19 December 2011 3:11

Iif you're meeting his parents for the first time don't you think it's a little rude to be checking your phone? Bad impression much? If it had been important I'm sure the person would have called.

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Monday 19 December 2011 6:01

Bad assumption to make. I know plenty of people who text for everything both casual and emergency.

LilOly17 0

Monday 19 December 2011 3:26

It was wrong for them to take it, but that's just not being polite when ur at someone's house.

rinkagamine_fml 9

Monday 19 December 2011 3:34

Good! It's rude as shit to use your phone at the dinner table, NEVER MIND when you're meeting your boyfriend's parents for the first time. Grow up. YDI.

Timmeh94 0

Monday 19 December 2011 3:36

thats your own damn fault

crazyman5306 0

Monday 19 December 2011 3:54

That's kinda funny but awkward. Why do some parents make things so awkward?

iamyourgod 3

Monday 19 December 2011 3:56

That's just general courtesy. YDI for being a dumb bitch and using no manners on your first Merton with them. FTL for having to enforce this rule because you don't have any manners.