Love: Foreshadowing

Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 977

You deserved it 5 100

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By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 862

You deserved it 3 408

By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 700

You deserved it 3 260

Lower your expectations

By AchievementUnlocked? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 743

You deserved it 6 650

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 225

You deserved it 5 883

Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 803

You deserved it 2 581

So creepy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 447

You deserved it 3 862

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 880

You deserved it 2 469

Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 593

You deserved it 2 700

You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 922

You deserved it 6 856

Egao_fml 8

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:55

What the?

greenie213 23

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:58

Past wives, future wives, midwives, good wives, bad wives, big wives, tall wives, fat wives, skinny wives. The list goes on and on!

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lilmisslovely13 15

Sunday 9 September 2012 16:30

Honestly, dont worry about it. He was probably just saying it because he was angry and wanted to win

JustDerpin 11

Sunday 9 September 2012 16:36

Did anyone else notice the username of "JB"?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 9 September 2012 16:49

Dyslexic?

perdix 29

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:01

Yes, but it is not Justin Bieber. Given that the OP is in Kentucky, JB stands for Jim Beam Kentucky Bourbon. Coincidentally, that's the perfect antidote when subject to too much* Justin Bieber "music." *any

Enslaved 36

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:31

Great. Now I feel like a perv!

greenie213 23

Sunday 9 September 2012 18:17

I know a guy who goes by JB!

RentaName 15

Sunday 9 September 2012 16:38

We all say things we don't mean sometimes. Hopefully this was the case.

photoquilty 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 16:51

Ugh. Mine does the same kind of asshole things.

marlboro_man93 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:05

What an ass

mskimbelinapham 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:07

Crap. Act like you're irreplaceable? Show him what's up...

Kiki242 19

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:58

To the left to the left.

liv_graham 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:09

Go tell him you're not my only current husband.

xxjenn27xx 8

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:09

Thats mean

gavo 8

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:09

think yourself lucky! you could be his ex wife!

kriz_allizwell 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:10

"current wifes can shock you, you know?"

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Today, I was about to take a dump when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 018

You deserved it 5 277

Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 095

You deserved it 13 428

The Top

Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 026

You deserved it 5 476

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 545

You deserved it 26 344

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 355

You deserved it 244

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 960

You deserved it 28 596

Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 858

You deserved it 670

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 513

You deserved it 34 844

Foreshadowing

Same thing different taste

Lower your expectations

Scary!

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Stuck

So creepy

Sketchy

Deal or no deal?

You snooze, you lose

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