Transportation: Forget me not

Forget me not

By ohgodwhyfml - 28/11/2015 14:32 - United States - Danbury

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Marco - 01/04/2013 21:00 - United States

Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had a condom. I opened my wallet to grab the one I keep in there, only to find the empty wrapper in its place; it was the only one I had. It seems drunk me is a bigger jerk than I thought. FML

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By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

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By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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Social distancing is a thing

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 19:58 - Germany

Today, I met a guy at a bar. Went home, got condoms, had sex. Also got Covid. First one night stand in four years. FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 07:58 - United States - Redmond

Today, my girlfriend, who live 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML

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By checkup - 15/07/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

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By ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz - 04/04/2014 23:20 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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danceinconverse 25

Sunday 29 November 2015 17:01

At least you're not a 27 year old baby daddy or a 27 year old with an STD.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 29 November 2015 17:07

They'll protect you from pregnancy and diseases, but one thing condoms cannot protect are your feelings. :'(

Comments

9a_1z 12

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:21

You can probably ignore 100% of this OP. I'm sorry 16, but have unprotected sex with strangers? All virgins come on the first stroke? Nope.

9a_1z 12

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:24

Although her timing makes her latex allergy sound very dubious, there's a myriad of reasons someone might want to back out of sex at the last minute and they're not all to do with you, don't let it knock your confidence, you'll get your chance!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:29

Always buy latex free condoms for that reasoning but I believe that had nothing to do with it

igg125 30

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:35

Try again next weekend.

mccrightp 29

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:41

I'm not trying to be mean, but, could she have had "buyer's remorse"? Maybe just wanted to get out gracefully.

Dictionaryspeaks 18

Sunday 29 November 2015 18:44

it could be noble if it was the path you chose. Maybe you will find a wife who is as well and you will celebrate that with each other! As God intended!

arauzfernando1 14

Sunday 29 November 2015 19:00

You should've put it in without a condom and then pull out

KILJOY310 11

Sunday 29 November 2015 19:26

All I can is wow. Seems like she did that on purpose.

LadyTyger51ne 8

Sunday 29 November 2015 19:31

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at all. Don't worry about it. I may be old fashioned but stay a virgin til you get married. No worries of STD's or other kids

smokecloud_ 37

Sunday 29 November 2015 22:49

That's great if that's the option you choose, but it doesn't sound like that's what OP wants to do. Some people just want casual, no strings attached, sex.

9a_1z 12

Monday 30 November 2015 0:27

At 27 years of age, I doubt the OP needs someone to tell him whether or not he should be having sex yet. Hopefully he's old enough to decide this one for himself!