Forget me not

By ohgodwhyfml - 28/11/2015 14:32 - United States - Danbury

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Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
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danceinconverse 25

At least you're not a 27 year old baby daddy or a 27 year old with an STD.

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Tripartita 44

They'll protect you from pregnancy and diseases, but one thing condoms cannot protect are your feelings. :'(

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Etweens96 25

Hey, better then having to pay for child support from a one night stand or having to take medicine for an STD or a virus, don't worry OP, you'll find the right girl eventually

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batmanfredi 13

I'm allergic to latex too, but they have latex free condoms

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iBeei 7

That sucks! Don't worry bud. You'll loose it one day. Until then, try buying non latex condoms so situations like this don't happen again.

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batmanfredi 13

Virginity is so dumb. I don't believe in it. Having sex shouldn't be a goal in life, the first time you have sex should be with someone you love with all of your heart, there's no pressure to have sex.

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expertsmilee 26

Aside from that first sentence, agreed.

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leogachi 15

@48 I call myself a virgin because I've never had sex, not because I feel pressure to have sex. Your correlation between these two things is unfounded. On a side note, when people try to pressure me into having sex I just tell them to go have sex with themselves.

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kmelad 15

"virginity is so dumb" that's such a dumb thing to say.... how ironic.

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malik5250 13

No pressure to have sex? Do you live under a rock?

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butterfly403 12

she obviously wasn't actually planning to have sex with you or she would have told you before you bought the condoms.

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mrBearBear 11

That girl is an ass. If she's that allergic to latex then she should know to have some on hand that she can use. I know I always had one in my purse even when I wasn't expecting sex.

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mettaton 9

My sister has a life threatening allergy to latex. If she's in even a big room with a single balloon she has a major chance of dying or ending up in the hospital.

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kindabusy 5

you idiot , that just means she wanted you to raw dog it

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Alexandria79 22

I'm thinking the reason that she left is because she got cold feet. there's plenty to do that doesn't involve sex with a condom (which she could have told you her allergy earlier when you were buying them) my guess is she made up an excuse to leave.

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