Forget me not

By ohgodwhyfml - 28/11/2015 14:32 - United States - Danbury

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Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
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danceinconverse 25

At least you're not a 27 year old baby daddy or a 27 year old with an STD.

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Tripartita 44

They'll protect you from pregnancy and diseases, but one thing condoms cannot protect are your feelings. :'(

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the_real_dvd 21

Gays have been doing that for a long time and still getting AIDS.

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AScooterman 12

Now that you've bought a box of condoms be sure to continue this regularly it's really none of the pharmacist's business that you're not getting any action.

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leogachi 15

@63 How would the cashier know Op isn't having sex just because they aren't buying condoms? Your comment doesn't make any sense.

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GhostCOB 6

I guess you can always make condom balloons.

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g4self 5

It's her fault. She should be on a pill or something if she's allergic to condoms.

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9a_1z 12

You mean there's a magical pill now that prevents the transferal of most known STDs and is a perfect substitute for condoms? Why haven't I found this out earlier????

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alex_jaguara 32

You'll find a nice woman if you have the right attitude.Don't let yourself down.

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russiancat464 12

and you didnt hit it raw? ******* kill yourself honestly id just go without the condom pussy

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Lars93 18

at least your first time didn't include having to do the walk of shame... ( the 2nd and 3rd time she wouldn't let me cum... ) I wish I was still a virgin so I could have a 'do over'

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jaxlud123 7

I'm sorry dude, but at least you didn't force anything on her.

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