Foul mood

By AngerManagement - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, after being in the UK for 2 months, I learned that when saying, "I'm about to blow off and kill someone", to the British "blow off" means "fart." This was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML
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FreakAZoidd 3

What does "blow off" mean in America? Sorry I've never heard that saying.

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starfish1898 0

Well you shouldn't have been so unprofessional in the first place

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googlefrewdnoob 0

Really, I didn't know that.... Strange not knowing my own countries slang

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ZeroIce 12

you are farting THEN killing, or killing THEN farting? :D

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ifailsobadly 18

Ummm, I'm pretty sure 'Blow off' doesn't mean fart. Unless you're an 8 year old. Trump, fart, pump, let rip or any others maybe. Blow off. No. And I saw it just too, the comment about 'fannypacks' in america being called 'bumbags' over here. No. Just no.

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tj4234 35

Fair enough I'm Scottish rather than British, but I'd say 'blowing off' is more sex slang than flatulence.

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Raesin 21

Scottish, English, Welsh, Manx, Cornish, Northern Irish = British So yes, you are British.

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tj4234 35

British Isles = Scotland, England, Wales and part of Ireland. People who consider themselves British = England. For the record though, the Manx part (which is Isle of Man) is not part of Britain. Hence why there aren't many speed limits on the Isle of Man.

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spadekqj10 0

Where the hell are you from where " blow off and kill someone" is a normal saying?

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nuttyclorox 2

blow off? we hardly ever use that term anymore, it's a very childish term that was everyday slang maybe ten years ago...

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KOOLBRITKID 0

I'm English, and no, it means Blow Someone aka ********

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MangaManiacNat 13

Agreed certainly around where I live it means to give someone a ********, like jack off. Makes me wonder who this guy hangs around with. Or better yet which part of England they are working in o_O

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memedlam 0

wtf typical stupid american just dont help yourselfs do you and it doesnt mean that at all fcking retard

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jonmason101 1

Maybe you should learn to spell and use proper punctuation before you comment on someone else's intelligence.

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docscientist 9

93, you have no clue what you're talking about. Please recede back into your own little crazy world and let the non-idiots handle things.

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